What’s Better than 10 Horsepower and a Big Belly?
To answer a select few of the many questions emailed to me about the monster tree that fell on our house:
QUESTION: Have the police been able to identify any motive on the part of the tree? ANSWER: Not yet. We suspect foul play on the part of the wind. Naughty, naughty wind.
QUESTION: Can I help?
ANSWER: Yes, come over with your chainsaw for our Chainsaw Party. It’s happening now. We like gasoline. And, yes, if you’re pregnant, you can come over for your “Pregnant with Powertools” photo shoot. What’s better than 10 horsepower and a big belly?
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